in-comes-the-night asked:
I have a horrible little miserable beast that lives with me.
She is truly the most pathetic creature I’ve ever come into contact with. She reeks of stupidity and ignorance. While she is a horrid being who shouldn’t be real, I do enjoy its company. It fears flies.
canisalbus answered:
A compelling specimen. Here, I made fan art of her.
futurebird asked:
Hi may I post your ant cartoon over on the fediverse (mastodon) ... I post a lot about ants there and I know it will be a big hit. I will, of course, link back to you here.
Even better if you have a mastodon account I would love to follow it so I could just share your post. Do you have any other comics features ants or other arthropods?
Sorry for posting an "ask" I tried asking about this in the comments but I don't think you saw it.
Thanks!
This is my mastodon: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird
falseknees answered:
Hey! Yes please feel free to repost my comics anywhere you like. I don’t do arthropod comics often, I think I may have another ant one or two and a fly one and this spider one:
I miss the pre-New 52 Tim and Jason dynamic so much. It was basically Jason beating the fuck out of Tim well being all "nothing personal kid I just hate everything about you, your existence and the fact you're breathing right now" and Tim spitting up blood going "what if your mother was a whore, kill yourself" and Jason just deciding right then and there that this kid is his favourite person.
Then it just turned into a Tom and Jerry hunt across the city where Jason keeps hitting Tim with the "join me, be my robin" and Tim kicks him in the balls.
#look after Jason came back everyone fucking tiptoes around him #around his trauma the fact he died #the fact that he is (rightfully if a bit mislead) angry #and tim goes "I don't give a fuck you died do better" #and like of COURSE Jason likes that #likes that tim isn't someone who's afraid to speak his mind #who will tell him to shut up fuck off etc. #(tell him when he has gone to far) #not afraid to speak about Jasons trauma but not make that the ONLY thing about him #Jason is Jason and he's an asshole #yes he has trauma that defies him big time #but he's also more than that #and he's more than the kid that died #and Tim is an asshole too of course #but he also just recognizes this #reblog
17 years ago today.. the biggest rockstar move in history.
The look of satisfaction says everything
I am glad that the teenager I was when I saw how the press called her "crazy" for the head shaving got to see this.
taking a class on sex this semester which has resulted in many fun things like "sex activity" and "sex final" being added to my planner. being very mature and serious about this .
obsessed
I had a class called "What is Evil?" The professor called us his "evil students" and I got to say things like: "I have evil class later." and "I have readings in evil to do." and "Well my evil professor said..."
I miss having that class
One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”
So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”
Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face
oh this post’s back
Thinking about the JL finding out that Bruce has contingency plans for all of his kids and being horrified. But when the League asks them about it, all the kids are like “yeah! we actually all have them for each other just in case” and move on like it’s perfectly normal to have three different ways to take out your brother on hand (for emergencies).
it only takes being sucker punched in the face once by a high-on-fear-gas sibling to start stocking the sedatives and looking at everyone around you with 'what do i have to do to take you down as quickly and painlessly as possible' glasses
this is not actually out of concern, it's because if you get punched by a sibling while they are high on the flavour of the week YOU get in trouble for punching them back (you were in your right mind! breaking his nose was uncalled for! -Batman) and all of the batkids are bitter about it
“Bruce wouldn’t call his kids any cutesy nicknames y’all are cringe” first of all Bruce canonically refers to children as “honey” and “sweetheart” as BATMAN, so, close your mouth, monster breath
Second of all, Thomas Wayne called him everything from “Bunny, honey, sweetheart, baby, bambino, sweetie” to “Gumdrop, honeybee, amore, babe, “ and you can die trying to take it away from me
Dick is already "chum", but I can also see Bruce calling him "birdie" or being the originator of "pretty bird".
Barbara is "my dear".
Jason is "baby boy", no matter how much he yells about hating it.
Tim is "darling", which started as an in-joke about the way socialites talk to him and Bruce, but is now just what they call each other.
Steph is "bestie" bc Bruce 100% learned GenZ slang and horrifies Steph with it at every chance. High pitch intonation and all.
Cass is "butterfly", bc she deserves to be called something nice.
Duke is "sunshine" for self-evident reasons.
Kate gets "sweetheart", also part-ironically but with genuine warmth.
When Bruce calls Damian "habibi" out of costume, they're going to snuggle and watch a movie - in costume, he's about to start running for his life.
My aunt-in-law told me there was a gift for me under a sieve on the porch and it was THIS
